April 8, 2008 @ 10:19 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

No One Wants to See Lindsay's Fire Crotch Again

Lindsay Lohan in the April 2008 issue of Czech Harper’s Bazaar I

Earlier this month I talked about our favorite 35-year-old Long Island hooker getting paid $75,000 to get naked and play a sex-addicted waitress in a new movie called “Florence.”

Well, it seems the role will only reveal her breasts after producers shot down her offer to go completely naked.

Although the role only requires Lindsay to take her top off for one sex scene, the actress allegedly volunteered to do a lot more. Also, the source reports that although the script only requires LiLo to show her boobs, she offered to go all the way down and strip completely. “She said it would be no problem to go Full Monty,” added the insider. Thankfully, the producers refused to go along with her very helpful offer.

I’m glad we can all agree that Lindsay Lohan‘s bald pussycat is something our eyes need not witness again.

Now hopefully, she’ll remove those retarded neon, leopard-print press-on nails she’s giving everyone handjobs with. That’s reason enough to donkey punch the f— out of her.

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Lindsay Lohan and her tacky leopard-print, press-on nails on the set of a NERD music video in NYC April 2. She’s said to be making a cameo. ILindsay Lohan and her tacky leopard-print, press-on nails on the set of a NERD music video in NYC April 2. She’s said to be making a cameo. IILindsay Lohan and her tacky leopard-print, press-on nails on the set of a NERD music video in NYC April 2. She’s said to be making a cameo. IIILindsay Lohan and her tacky leopard-print, press-on nails on the set of a NERD music video in NYC April 2. She’s said to be making a cameo. IV

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  1. gayskeleton says:
    April 8, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Well she only has three more years to live.

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