April 8, 2008 @ 8:32 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Damn You, Michael Stipe, Damn You

Musician Michael Stipe and model Petra Nemcova attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York Cit

Of all the babe magnets out there, nothing works better than puppies and gay men.  I don’t know what it is, but those two can attract hot babes like no other.

Both, of course, are a waste.  The gays don’t want them, and puppies can’t have them.  Unless the woman is twisted in the head.  I actually saw an ad on Craiglist where they advertised hourly dog rentals “perfect for lonely older women.”  I wanted to vomit.

Here’s 28-year-old Czech model Petra Nemcova at the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards in New York City yesterday.

Model Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City VIIIModel Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City IIIModel Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City IModel Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City V

Model Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City IVModel Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City IIModel Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City VIModel Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City VII

More photos after the jump!

Model Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City XModel Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City IXModel Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City X51713537areyoushaved48200834003pm.jpg

Model Petra Nemcova attends the Food Bank For New York’s 5th Annual Can-Do-Awards at Pier 60 at Chelsea Piers on April 07, 2008 in New York City XIChef Mario Batali and model Petra Nemcova attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.XIChef Mario Batali and model Petra Nemcova attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City.XIIMusician Michael Stipe and model Petra Nemcova attend the Food Bank For New York City’s 5th Annual Can-Do Awards Dinner at Abigail Kirsch’s Pier Sixty at Chelsea Piers on April 7, 2008 in New York City I

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  1. David says:
    April 8, 2008 at 9:10 am

    Petra is such a stunning woman. Beautiful face and great body Just the thought of that goofy singer James Blunt used to date her makes me wanna THROW UP though. I can’t stand James Blunt

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