April 7, 2008 @ 7:03 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Eva Longoria Might Enjoy Facials After All

Eva Longoria Might Enjoy Facials After All

Nearly five months after accusing Tony Parker of having an extramarital affair with model Alexandra Paressant, X17.com apologized for the faulty allegations. It turned out the supposed French model didn’t even exist!

“X17online.com and X7 [sic], Inc. regret having been misled by Ms. Paressant and her representatives and apologize to Mr. Parker for any damage or inconvenience this may have caused him or his wife.”

Nice reporting skills, X17. I think I smell a pulitzer!

Alexandra had allegedly told the photo agency that Tony’s wife, Eva Longoria, was not sexually adventurous in the bedroom and did not like sperm because it gave acne.

That’s the best embellishment if I ever heard one. Personally speaking I think the jizz is fabulous, so long as the guy eats healthy. Smelly, chunky jizz is the worst!

Eva Longoria is currently the spokesmodel for Magnum ice cream. The size 0 Latina is currently promoting the ice cream in Cannes, France. Did you read that — a size 0 Latina promoting ice cream? WTF?!

Eva Longoria for Magnum Ice Cream IEva Longoria for Magnum Ice Cream IIEva Longoria for Magnum Ice Cream III

Eva Longoria poses at the Villa Magnum during a Magnum ice cream promotional day on French Riviera in Cannes, France, April 7 XEva Longoria poses at the Villa Magnum during a Magnum ice cream promotional day on French Riviera in Cannes, France, April 7 IXEva Longoria poses at the Villa Magnum during a Magnum ice cream promotional day on French Riviera in Cannes, France, April 7 VIII

More photos after the jump!

Eva Longoria poses at the Villa Magnum during a Magnum ice cream promotional day on French Riviera in Cannes, France, April 7 IEva Longoria poses at the Villa Magnum during a Magnum ice cream promotional day on French Riviera in Cannes, France, April 7 IIEva Longoria poses at the Villa Magnum during a Magnum ice cream promotional day on French Riviera in Cannes, France, April 7 III

Eva Longoria poses at the Villa Magnum during a Magnum ice cream promotional day on French Riviera in Cannes, France, April 7 IVEva Longoria poses at the Villa Magnum during a Magnum ice cream promotional day on French Riviera in Cannes, France, April 7 V

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