Firecrotch to Throw "one of the best parties ever"

Regardless of Linday Lohan being a member of Alcoholics Anonymous, Svedka vodka has confirmed that they will be the sponsors at her 21st birthday party in Las Vegas. Firecrotch may bank close to seven figures for the July 2-3 festivity. Lindsay’s attorney told US Weekly, “This should be one of the best parties ever.”
You may want to hate the girl, but the truth is most of us would kill to get paid seven figures to party. Luckily for us, however, no paparazzi cares enough about us to photograph and document every douchebag we hook up with for all the world to see.




