Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol … C-C-C-Cocaine!

No, Lindsay Lohan is not picking a booger from her nose. She’s just discreetly making sure there’s no cocaine residue.

Either that or she’s wiping off the jizz-residue that just shot up her nose. Don’t laugh — it can happen. Just like when milk shoots out, only stickier.

Oh, and the post title isn’t Lindsay’s grocery list.  It’s lyrics from Queens of the Stone Age.  For no other reason than that song being the bomb.

More photos after the jump!