Tale of Three Sluts

Kim Kardashian was blabbing to People Magazine about how she is addicted to junk food and cna’t help it, but that she does workout — mainly on her butt and legs — and plans to start selling her workout routine in small segments on her site.

But the most interesting part of her babbling was the part when she quoted “Bridget Jones’ Diary” and said that boyfriend Reggie Bush loved her just as she is. Aw.

“He doesn’t care what I eat,” says Kardashian. “He loves me just the way I am.”

Let’s be real, Kim.  Not “reality show” real, but “real” real.  Now I’m not saying Reggie doesn’t love you for what’s in the inside, but girl if you showed up at his doorstep a size 2 he would kick you to the curb faster than your ass can defy gravity.

There’s a reason he picked your big ass — no size zero broad has enough padding to handle his two-digit stallion!

Here’s Kim and her two attention-hungry sisters leaving “Larry King Live” in Los Angeles on Friday.