March 31, 2008 @ 3:28 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Ashlee Simpson's Voice Sucks AND She's a Pain

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According to Page Six, Ashlee Simpson‘s dad tried to get his crappy-ass singer of a daughter on Saturday Night Live again, but they turned her down. No, not because she’s a lip-synching wannabe, but because she was “a pain” — presumably in “the ass.”

Meanwhile I want to know why all these Hollyweird bimbos insist on adorning their hands with such kitschy crap?

See what I’m talking about here, here, and here.

Who wants to get a handjob by the equivalent of Hello Kitty?

Singer Ashlee Simpson arrives on the red carpet at Nickelodeon’s 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards held at the Pauley Pavilion on March 29, 2008 in Westwood, California. ISinger Ashlee Simpson arrives on the red carpet at Nickelodeon’s 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards held at the Pauley Pavilion on March 29, 2008 in Westwood, California. IISinger Ashlee Simpson arrives on the red carpet at Nickelodeon’s 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards held at the Pauley Pavilion on March 29, 2008 in Westwood, California. IIISinger Ashlee Simpson arrives on the red carpet at Nickelodeon’s 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards held at the Pauley Pavilion on March 29, 2008 in Westwood, California. IV

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  1. Jahpson says:
    March 31, 2008 at 3:49 am

    Hey F-Listed,

    get ya game up! why the attachments not working?

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  2. FListed Says: says:
    March 31, 2008 at 4:47 am

    What? It’s working for me. Let me know if it’s still not working please! THANKS!

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