Ay Mami, Por Favor

Musician Jennifer Lopez arrives at the “Shine A Light” New York premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater on March 30, 2008 in New York City.

I don’t know who this bitch thinks she’s fooling, it’s not like any of us believe she looks this good as a result of lunges and crunches!

Donning 5 lbs. of shimmery makeup and her hair pulled back, new mom Jennifer Lopez unsuccessfully distracted us from her thin, post-baby body at the New York premiere of “Shine a Light” Sunday.

Hey if you’ve got the money for the body… more power to you!

What do you think of J. Lo’s post-baby body?

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Musician Jennifer Lopez arrives at the “Shine A Light” New York premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater on March 30, 2008 in New York City.  IVMusician Jennifer Lopez arrives at the “Shine A Light” New York premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater on March 30, 2008 in New York City.  XIMusician Jennifer Lopez arrives at the “Shine A Light” New York premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater on March 30, 2008 in New York City.  XXIMusician Jennifer Lopez arrives at the “Shine A Light” New York premiere at the Ziegfeld Theater on March 30, 2008 in New York City.  XXII

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  1. Jahpson says:

    JLO looks fabulous as always!

  2. Angie says:

    What’s with the 20 pounds of makeup?

  3. yoanna says:

    what do i think? i think her arms are bigger than her calves. i think she’s hiding that stretched out stomach under a lot of fabric and i think she’s gross. she has a beaty head, no neck and a huge middle, and bony legs. that’s what i think. other than that, she’s a fur hag and looks evil like cruella deville.

  4. yoanna says:

    omg !!! did you call her a musician? are you fucking crazy. this girl is NO MUSICIAN !!! beady head, beady head, beady head.

  5. lanette says:

    FAB CHIC!!!!

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