Return of the Teese

For your boner pleasure, the alluring Dita Von Teese in the May ’08 issue of Loaded Gold Magazine.

The photos are pretty tame, but she looks beautiful all the same. There’s a topless NSFW shot after the jump if you fancy.

Teese has always struck me as a woman who loves oral sex. Not necessarily as a giver, but as a receiver. Like she’d want you to wriggle your tongue as far deep inside her as possible. Oooh, now my nipple are all hard.

Topless shot after the jump…