Oops! She Did It Again!

Celebs always say that the media makes up these extravagant lies about them, but if there’s a photograph capturing the truth… one can hardly dispute that. Britney Spears has again made someone a victim of her lonely heart, this time in getting naked and making out with a random boy just hours after her video shoot meltdown.

Like an addict needs their crack, Britney got the attention she was looking for in student and video extra Mike Encinias. Downing Jack Daniel’s and Mojitos as though they were Holy Water to save her soul, Britney flashed her old milk maid juggs and retreated to sixth grade games such as Truth or Dare because let’s face it, you can’t deny Britney if it’s a dare. Rules are rules!

The lonely mother of two then proceeded to seduce the young man:

He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.

“She was looking like she was ready – and I wanted to finalise it.”

Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s

“Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.

“She went into the pool topless – her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”

Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out” with him.

She had her assistant tell him! Ugh. What is she in fifth grade?!

Read more on Britney’s pathetic romp after the jump!

He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me.

“When I started kissing her I did everything in my power – from my previous experience of kissing girls – not to mess it up.

“Britney had more drinks – she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.

“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.

“She is a great kisser – I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”

Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.

He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.

Britney’s bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.

Mike added: “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.”

They had to say they’re goodbyes. Aw. It’s just like Cinderella. *Hurl* K-Fed is starting to look like father of the year compared to this crazy broad.

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