Christina Aguilera Stays Up Late Screwing In Her Pool
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman might have a newborn in the house, but that doesn’t mean the couple has forgotten how to keep the spark alive.
Star Magazine reports the couple likes to go skinny dipping late at night and have been heard making loud, sexy noises coming from their pool.
“They don’t just splash around — they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises,” says a source. “We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they’d keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”
Uh, huh. You can tell it’s some old lady saying this. Bet you five bucks grandpa probably has his nightly routine of whipping out the Viagra and the binoculars while the Mrs. snoozes.
If you’re wife had mammaries the size of melons you too wouldn’t let anything like a baby keep you from enjoying them. Plus, it’s way easier to tittyf^ck in the water.
Jordan, you’re one like sonofabitch.
Photos of XTina at Toys ‘R Us yesterday after the jump!
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That’s one scary image of them two. they are so gross. As for mammaries, they are full of milk and they gush and are gross and messy. only a baby would find that appealing. nothing sexy about breast milk. Yuk. Besides they are both fugly.
I think they look soo cute together. And as for their late night fun, more power to em. Splish, Splash.
No matter what she wears Christina always look sexy in a slutty pornstar type of way. It’s almost like she was born with that pornstar look. Her man is one fugly weird looking dude.