March 27, 2008 @ 6:53 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Helena Christensen Finds New Penis To Blow

Model Helena Christensen attends the after-party for the screening of “21″ hosted by The Cinema Society and Calvin Klein Jeans at The Mercer Kitchen on March 26, 2008 in New York City.

People Magazine reports Peruvian-Danish model Helena Christensen is no longer dating Josh Hartnett and is now dating Paul Banks, the frontman for indie-rock band Interpol.

The two were seen kissing and holding hands Wednesday night at the launch of Tocca Vintage at Butik, her store in New York’s West Village.

Really all I want to know is why we’re still interested in Helena Christensen? Sure, she looked wicked hot in Chris Isaak‘s video, but that was nearly a decade ago. Now homegirl looks strung out and droopy like she needs a “pick-me-up” 24/7.

Come to think, that’s probably why she’s dating Paul Banks, a man who everyone in the rock world knows loves loves loves the cocaine.

They probably met over a line of coke in some trendy unisex bathroom in NYC. That guy does so much blow she could snort his jizz and get high if she wanted to.

Here’s Helena at the after party for “21″ at The Mercer Kitchen in New York city yesterday.

Model Helena Christensen attends the after-party for the screening of “21″ hosted by The Cinema Society and Calvin Klein Jeans at The Mercer Kitchen on March 26, 2008 in New York City. IModel Helena Christensen attends the after-party for the screening of “21″ hosted by The Cinema Society and Calvin Klein Jeans at The Mercer Kitchen on March 26, 2008 in New York City. IIModel Helena Christensen attends the after-party for the screening of “21″ hosted by The Cinema Society and Calvin Klein Jeans at The Mercer Kitchen on March 26, 2008 in New York City. IIIModel Helena Christensen and actress Kate Bosworth attend the after-party for the screening of “21″ hosted by The Cinema Society and Calvin Klein Jeans at The Mercer Kitchen on March 26, 2008 in New York City.

Helena Christensen, KAte Bosworth and May Andersen attend the after party for “21″ hosted by The Cinema Society and Calvin Klein at The Mercer Kitchen on March 26, 2008 in New York city. IHelena Christensen, KAte Bosworth and May Andersen attend the after party for “21″ hosted by The Cinema Society and Calvin Klein at The Mercer Kitchen on March 26, 2008 in New York city. IIIHelena Christensen, KAte Bosworth and May Andersen attend the after party for “21″ hosted by The Cinema Society and Calvin Klein at The Mercer Kitchen on March 26, 2008 in New York city. II

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  1. smirfy says:
    March 27, 2008 at 10:13 am

    It would be 2 decades next year, since the Wicked Games video. She is hot, and very unique, looking even now. I don’t know how relevant though. She needs to be the one to replace TyTy on ANTM.

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