Cheryl Doesn’t Want Anyone to See Her Skid Marks

Girls Aloud singer Cheryl Tweedy Cole might be digging the new KitKat Senses chocolate bar, but what she doesn’t dig is other people washing her dirty panties.

She admitted: “I can’t bear other people washing my undergarments. I find it quite violating.

“Even when my mam does the washing, I say, ‘Leave my bits.’”

I don’t see what’s the big deal with someone else washing one’s undergarments. Unless you’re fish taco stinks to high heaven.

Maybe that’s it — Cheryl Cole has a stinky fish taco. A stinky vagina is an automatic deal breaker, regardless of how hot she might.

I once hooked up with this girl at a bar and as soon as those panties I swear I could smell her stinky fish taco from across the room. Needless to say, we didn’t finish what we started. Apparently she thought my Febrezing her taco was offensive.

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