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Paris Hilton is Engaged, Thinks West Africa Exists
Some chick called Kerry Katona wrote in her OK! Magazine diary that she’s shocked to hear that Paris Hilton is already engaged to Benji Madden.
Via Showbiz Spy:
“I’ve heard that Paris Hilton has got engaged to her boyfriend Benji Madden after two weeks.
“It’s a bit quick isn’t it? I got engaged to Brian after three weeks and we ended up in the divorce court.”
She added: “It’s strange that she’s going out with Nicole Richie’s boyfriend’s identical twin. Best friends share everything, but that’s a bit much!”
I neither heard Paris was engaged, nor do I care. But more importantly — who the hell is Kerry Katona?
Meanwhile The Sun UK quotes Paris Hilton as having said about her trip to South Africa:
“I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”
For those of you who don’t get it, West Africa isn’t a country. I say this because I don’t believe Paris Hilton is the only person dumb enough to not know this.
I mean, remember when American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler questioned whether or not Hungary was a real country? SMH.
Below, some old nipple slip photos of Paris in a bikini.
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Why do you write “For those of you who don’t get it, WEST AFRICA isn’t a country” …. Um ALL of Africa isn’t a country, ITS A CONTINENT. Wow, you’re no better than Hilton as well.
Amy?
Amy Winehouse? It must be you, because the only thing that could explain your dead brain cells are those drugs you’ve been taking.
Duh, Africa is a continent. But WEST AFRICA is NOT a COUNTRY. As compared with SOUTH AFRICA which IS a REAL country.
Stick to smoking crack, honey. Might as well finish off those two or three brain cells you still have that function.
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