They Gave Brooke Hogan's Chest Their Own Show

It’s bad enough Radar Magazine gave Spencer Pratt his own column, but now Brooke Hogan got her own effing show too?
Enough is enough. I’ll hire an ugly broad if she’s got personality, but why must celebrities who are unattractive — inside AND out — continue to profit at our expense?
All haters, chill. I’m not saying Brooke’s ugly, I’m just saying she’s not extraordinary. She’s average — and would I bother with ordinary?
And it’s not all about looks. A person with character can hold the attention of a person with conversation alone.
We’ve forgotten how to converse in America, instead always watching and discussing these stupid VH1 programs. I think it’s time for a Revolution. Who’s with me?
Here’s Brooke Hogan in bikini on the set of the reality show “Brooke Knows Best” in Miami Beach yesterday.





She’s not bad but not worth mentioning. She already looks 35 and she’s only 18 or 19.
She’d definitely make my volcano erupt after exploring her territories, but just let her celebrate her “woman hood,” as Brooke put it herself (Britney was the first to use that term if you recall & you see what happen there ;D-). However, sometimes I see so much of Daddy Hogan in her face that it’s awkward, especially when looking at her with a lustful eye. Put it this way, she’s not on my hit list but the simple fact that she’s a blonde in a bikini could really help put her in the bottom of my ranks!
I think she looks like a tranny.