Um… Cool? …I Guess

It’s cheap shit like that this that really blows my mind. What the hell kind of reaction do they expect me to give them for this stunt? Am I supposed to give them a cookie? Maybe feed Kim Kardashian‘s fat ass?

That’s it, isn’t it? You want me to feed Kim’s fat ass and make it bigger so it can crush Jennifer Lopez and her new twins thereby allowing her to take over the world? That’s find by me. Just tell your daughter that I have a no condom policy which I take very seriously. (I’ll use my strap-on. Penis envy indeed!)

No, but seriously. Am I supposed to look at this photo and go ‘Woah! That’s a really wacky zany family! Check that out, the mom is picking up her daughter and flashing her ass at all of us. *laughs out loud wholeheartedly* I wish my family was as goofy and wild as the Kardashians!’

Here’s Momager Kardashian pimping out her hoes at the launch party for season 2 of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” at Les Deux in Hollywood yesterday.

Kim must be pretty pissed. She worked her ass off to be the center of attention (pun very much intended) and now her sisters think they can just waltz in with their Spanx and cut into her 15 minutes of fame?! At least she sacrificed to get her slut status. What – you think getting pissed on by Ray J was a bed of roses? More like bed of urine!

More photos after the jump!