Adriana Lima Does GQ Magazine

With nothing but a few strategically placed objects to block our view, Brazilian bombshell Adriana Lima unveils her flawless figure in the upcoming issue of GQ Magazine.

For as finger-licking-good as Adriana might be, the truth is I wouldn’t want her. That is, assuming she’s still a virgin. The girl goes to church every Sunday, thinks abortion is a crime, believes love only happens once, and kind of irritates me when reading interviews, quite frankly.

Don’t get me wrong, I’d let her lick my carpet if I could, but if she can’t take hetero sex, imagine her stance on bisexuals. No, this girl is too much of a good girl for me. Kudos to her and her values, but I just love the filth too much to fancy her cooch.

Read an older GQ interview with Adriana here.