Jessica Alba Thinks She's Satan

During a recent interview, knocked-up actress Jessica Alba talked about how psycho she is but tried to play it off by using pregnancy as an excuse.

“Every couple of hours I turn into Satan if I don’t eat something,” Alba laughed during an interview in Los Angeles.

The 26-year-old actress then pretended to be surprised she was knocked-up with Cash Warren‘s seed even though we all know she poked holes in the condoms.

“I was in shock at first,” Alba said when she first saw the positive pregnancy test.

“But we’re so happy. My family, everyone, are just thrilled. It all seems to be perfect timing. Everything fell into place the way it was meant to.”

Does this idiot actually believe we don’t know the truth? As if she’s the first broad to get knocked-up so her man doesn’t leave her.

Fell into place? She’s such an idiot. She’s intentionally and eternally strapped herself to a love-less relationship and thinks it was fate.

Hopefully Cash Warren has learned his lesson and has started to spray it on her face.

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