Girls Aloud Singer Cheryl Cole Cleavage Candids

Cheryl Cole is so tiny she barely filled out her party dress and almost gave us a nipple flashing while at the Berlington Club the other night.

It’s women like Cheryl that inspire me to give back to the community in unspeakable ways. Mainly, I’d like to feed emaciated female celebs, such as Cheryl and Jaslene, protein shots directed into their throats via penile injection.

I mean, the woman can barely fill out her A-cup. Obviously the women isn’t having her daily protein.

How many of you would like to contribute to Cheryl’s daily protein shots?

More photos after the jump!