Paris Hilton Shows Cleavage, Wants World Peace

Paris Hilton was in attendance at last night’s DCMA Collective Store opening in Los Angeles, California.

For those of you who don’t know, DCMA Collective is an American clothing company owned by Joel and Benji Madden, from the band Good Charlotte.

First of all, I’d like to apologize to Paris for having misunderstood what she’s all about. All this time I’ve pegged her out to be this materialistic, no-talented, attention-hungry whore, but really all she wants is peace on earth.

Thank you, Paris. For letting me see the real you, the good little girl that lies deep inside. Now shows us your tits and get down on your knees and starting working!