March 13, 2008 @ 11:37 PM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Your Daily Fug!

Jaslene Gonzalez and Julissa Bermudez attends ESPN Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Party March 12, 2008 New York City, NY

I was trying to determine who should be today’s Daily Fug, Shanna Moakler or Jaslene Gonzalez, but then I realized that Shanna was halfway decent looking and I would totally bone her if I had the chance.

Jaslene, on the other hand, is an anorexic Puerto Rican which is not only unattractive, but seems like world’s greatest paradox to me.

In the end, I chose Jaslene because she was photographed with her cutey-patooty Latina sister, Julissa Bermudez at ESPN Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Party in New York City Wednesday.

But as I studied these two skinnie minnies I realized something: Jaslene may not actually be anorexic. That’s right. I know, I too was shocked at this. Thing is, Julissa is equally as skinny as Jaslene.

So in conclusion: Jaslene Gonzalez may not be anorexic, she really is that fugly looking.

And as my way of saying I’m sorry to you for having to look at Jaslene, I have included some busty shots of Julissa. I know, I’m too kind. Just buy me a bottle of Crown and we’ll call it even.

Jaslene Gonzalez of America’s Next Top Model attends the ESPN The Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Celebration at Terminal 5 on March 12, 2008 in New York City, New York.Julissa Bermudez and Larry Johnson of the Kansas City Chiefs at the ESPN The Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Celebration on March 12, 2008, at Terminal 5 in New York City.Julissa Bermudez and Larry Johnson of the Kansas City Chiefs at the ESPN The Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Celebration on March 12, 2008, at Terminal 5 in New York City. IIJulissa Bermudez at the ESPN The Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Celebration on March 12, 2008, at Terminal 5 in New York City.

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  1. BK Samurai says:
    March 14, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Sounds like hater aide to me

    first if anybody cares.

    That chick is hot. Period

    Reply
  2. David says:
    March 16, 2008 at 1:54 am

    Julissa Bermudez is attractive but Jaslene is too much..way too skinny

    Reply

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