Vanessa Minnillo & Her Breasts Do Stuff

Don’t ask me why, but every time I see Vanessa Minnillo my blood starts to boil. She is by far one of the most irritating female celebs in Hollywood. Yes, more than Paris Hilton.
Her fake bubbly personality makes me want to creampie all over her stupid face. That’s right, creampie. That’s how much I dislike her. She’s like a coked-up Jenny McCarthy during her “Singled Out” days, except without a grain of sincerity.
What am I saying, some of you are probably too young to even know what “Singled Out” is. In any case, the message that I’m trying to convey is that I hate Vanessa Minnillo and her obnoxious grin, but deep down inside I’d still totally do her. At least so I could share some creampie love with the girl.
Here’s TV personality Vanessa Minnillo and her rack doing stuff at the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach yesterday.
More photos after the jump!
Posted In:
![]()





I’m sorry, I mean I generally like this site, but seriously, all of the vulgar language is really a bit much. I mean why do you have to say “creampie on her face” fifty times!!!! Like when I read shit like that, I just wanna vomit, and I have to click of the page. Please just tone down the language a bit pleaseee?? pleasse? I like the site, just not with all of that
I know. I’m sorry. I just really don’t like Vanessa Minnillo, in case I wasn’t clear enough. But I promise I’ll try. For you. Because I love you and I want you to love me too!
Editor
F-Listed
NOOOOOOOOO….F-Listed don’t change. Continue to do what you do best, It’s just entertainment for God’s sake it’s not that serious and it’s funny.
I’d pay a lot of money to see you “creampie all over her stupid face” LMAO
I’m Sorry for you, But I Love Her!!! She’s Great!!
hahah thanks so much! “modesty” luvah…”modesty”…its so much sexier…haha..leave em’ a lil to the imagination
Don’t stop F-Listed! I love how you put down the celebs with dirty talk.