Hot Snatch of the Week: Petra Nemcova

Check out the latest “Tres Jolie” ads, featuring Petra Nemcova parading around in her skimpies and tell me you don’t want to jump her bones.  Screw “smiling with your eyes,” this model is f——- you with her eyes!

Although in all honesty I can’t say the ads make me want to buy the lingerie.  If anything, they make me want to kidnap Petra Nemcova and make her my willing sex slave.

If she just gives me one chance I promise I’ll have her purring like a kitten after my tongue meets her lips… and not the ones on her face.