So Long, Farewell, Auf Wiedersehen, Adieu

Britney Spears‘ belly has just started to show signs of life and already her relationship with her baby’s daddy, Adnan Ghalib, is over.  Sorta.

According to The Sun UK, Brit Brit threw his iPhone in the pool after she discovered saucy text messages between Adnan and another woman.

The insider said: “There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend.

Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’. Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry.

Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’. Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.”

But of course our favorite trainwreck failed to do the logical and dump his ass. Instead, she decided to see him after all, following his wooing her with romantic text messages and love notes such as this one:

Britney,

Bebe I really miss you, lots, and lots and lots. Can’t wait til you come home to a milky bowl of soup. Love you always. Adnan

Come home to a milky bowl of soup? What the f— does that mean? Is that shit an inside joke between the two of them? I know what the means. It means, ‘I can’t wait to shoot my milky cum in your bowl of a mouth.’ Gag.