February 28, 2008 @ 4:00 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Your Daily Fug!

Tilda Swinton poses with her Oscar won for Best Supporting Actress in “Michael Clayton,” the day after the 80th Annual Academy Awards, on February 25, 2008 at L’Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills, California.

I ask you, would you want to stick your penis inside this woman’s vagina?  That’s what I thought.

Then you may be shocked to discover that Academy Award winner Tilda Swinton not only has one man in her life, but two.

The winning actress is married to 68-year-old Scottish artist and playwright, but maintains a 29-year-old lover on the side.

A man to philosophize with, and another to poke her in the whiskers without taking Viagra.  Ingenious.

Tilda Swinton poses with her Oscar won for Best Supporting Actress in “Michael Clayton,” the day after the 80th Annual Academy Awards, on February 25, 2008 at L’Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. ITilda Swinton poses with her Oscar won for Best Supporting Actress in “Michael Clayton,” the day after the 80th Annual Academy Awards, on February 25, 2008 at L’Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. IITilda Swinton poses with her Oscar won for Best Supporting Actress in “Michael Clayton,” the day after the 80th Annual Academy Awards, on February 25, 2008 at L’Ermitage Hotel in Beverly Hills, California. III

Actress Tilda Swinton poses in the press room during the 80th Annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theatre on February 24, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. IActress Tilda Swinton poses in the press room during the 80th Annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theatre on February 24, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. IIActress Tilda Swinton poses in the press room during the 80th Annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theatre on February 24, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. III

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  1. David says:
    February 28, 2008 at 8:55 am

    She looks horrible. There’s absolutely nothing sexy about her whatsoever.

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