Postpartum is a B*tch

Christina Aguilera Postpardum Cleavage

They’re calling it postpardum panic, I’m calling it being a money-hungry diva.

Christina Aguilera is said to have fired her publicity firm, one of her assistants and her day-to-day manager after the pop star only banked $1.5 million for shots of her with her son, Max. According to one source the buxom blonde “went crazy.”

Hopefully she’s “crazy” enough to rethink Playboy’s offer. Preferably now while she still has those massive titties.

Here is a demure Aguilera on her way to dinner with Bat Boy this week. Guess her funbags didn’t want to come out to play this night. For shame.

View her postpardum rack here, here, and here.

UPDATE!!! I put the cleavage-less shots after the jump after finding these new ones of Aguilera and her postpardum rack.

I don’t know where they’re from, but more importantly I don’t know what’s wrong with them.

What’s with them being lopsided? Is this what happens when an implant-filled breast has milk in them. Those things look BUSTED!!!

Christina Aguilera Postpardum Cleavage  IChristina Aguilera Postpardum Cleavage  IIChristina Aguilera Postpardum Cleavage  III

Christina Aguilera Postpardum Cleavage  IVChristina Aguilera Postpardum Cleavage  VChristina Aguilera Postpardum Cleavage  VIChristina Aguilera Postpardum Cleavage  VII

More photos after the jump!

Christina Aguilera at Italina Restaurant in Hollywood Feb. 23 IChristina Aguilera at Italina Restaurant in Hollywood Feb. 23 IIChristina Aguilera at Italina Restaurant in Hollywood Feb. 23 IIIChristina Aguilera at Italina Restaurant in Hollywood Feb. 23 IV

Christina Aguilera at Italina Restaurant in Hollywood Feb. 23 VIChristina Aguilera at Italina Restaurant in Hollywood Feb. 23 VIIChristina Aguilera at Italina Restaurant in Hollywood Feb. 23 VIII

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  1. brenda says:

    implants obviously

  2. rose says:

    That looks like it hurts

  3. WTF is this? says:

    Yuck. They look gross.

    Like scary veiny alien tits.

    Woman with implants cannot breast feed anyway

  4. Lenny says:

    nasty, she’s so short with big veiny boobs. She just had a child, have some class.

  5. BARAKA says:

    IT DOES hurt. Ever had your breasts filled with milk almost to the point that they feel like they’re going to pop? VERY PAINFUL, if you don’t feed the baby or pump the milk. If hers look like they’re hurting, chance are, they’re too full of milk. AND that DOES HURT.

  6. yoanna says:

    WTF? those titties are busted. that’s what you get when you have fake tits. They get lopsided and nasty looking. The milk is enough to give you big ones. the implants are probably being crushed. Yuk. stupid diva ! People didn’t even sell many mags with her celebuspawn on it anyway. So shut up and put them nasty looking fake ass titties away.

  7. yoanna says:

    oh and yes, I agree, milk does hurt. especially after it lets down, you women know what I mean. And getting out of the shower is a bitch, because the milk just squirts out. it’s crazy.

  8. i only SMH at the dumb ones... says:

    SMH @ “brenda implants obviously”

    STUPID BITCH..you must be real young and must have never had a child…those are real dummy..sometimes they might be a lil on the lop side but thats how nature takes place..you need to go on WIKI and study that….

  9. tiffany says:

    actually “smh” they are def implants. check out before and after pics even before she was preggo. maybe you should do some research. and for your info my boobs never looked like that after having my son! neiter were any of my friends who have children

  10. i only SMH at the dumb ones... says:

    @ tiffany

    everybody does not evolve in the same way..you are not her and she is not you. So the hell what if your saggy titties didnt look like that..sh*t happends..she just had a baby..got damn give her a break!!!!

  11. Curvy says:

    yea..ill have to agree w/ “SMH” on this one. its obvious that her breasts are engourged w/ milk. u can even see the change in the pics taken (look at the first ones as opposed to the last couple). speaking from experience…that shyt is VERY painful.

  12. STAYAWAYORDER says:

    WTF. i’m gettin’ a judgement – she & ‘dem is scarry. miami blackouts!

  13. tiffany says:

    actually before being preggo i was a 36c and they are now just one up (38 c)so they are in no way saggy being that im only 22! good try though and they are quite beautiful, better than before the baby i guess i was lucky and i dont give a shit if she just had a baby, i still say she has implants and they look nasty. She is in the lime light, comes with the territory of being critisized and flaunting those things EVERYWHERE

  14. tiffany says:

    actually before being preggo i was a 36c and they are now just one up (38 c)so they are in no way saggy being that im only 22! good try though and they are quite beautiful, better than before the baby i guess i was lucky and i dont give a shit if she just had a baby, i still say she has implants and they look nasty. She is in the lime light, comes with the territory of being criticized and flaunting those things EVERYWHERE she goes.

  15. tiffany says:

    my bad for posting that twice, dont know what i did im a dumbass

  16. rico 9 says:

    i would grab those titties really hard while I had her legs over my shoulders. put them to use.

  17. i only SMH at the dumb ones... says:

    “CLAPS” @ Curvy

    thank you…’preciate the love….

  18. i STILL only SMH at the dumb ones... says:

    @ tiffany

    “my bad for posting that twice, dont know what i did im a dumbass” <———-

    ___________________________________________________

    damn..i could have told you that in the first place

  19. woop woop says:

    that shyt hurts like hell, i dont even want to remember it…

  20. tiffany says:

    wow smh your hilarious, your obviously the type that has to get the last word in on everything so ill let you win this argument, sure that makes you feel important

  21. hotbitch says:

    Um, actually ‘SMH’ you’re the dumbass because everyone KNOWS she has implants. Are you kidding me?!?! She got them after ‘Genie in a Bottle’. She has implants AND her breasts are engorged with milk. You idiots act like both aren’t possible. Oh, and you can breastfeed with implants as well.

    Now it’s my turn to SMH at the dumb ones……STUPID BITCH!

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