Best Thing That Ever Happened To Her

Jessica Alba better thank her lucky stars that the sample of Cash Warren‘s man juice she stole for in vitro was enough to get her pregnant. He should have known better; she normally doesn’t take it in the mouth!

Now that Alba’s knocked-up, the sour puss has been receiving way more attention than she did for any of her film roles combined. With the exception of “Sin City” and that’s only ’cause she was rocking the chaps.

(The scene would have been better if she’d agreed to doing it topless, but once you get Jessica’s panty in a twist there’s no undoing it.)

Here’s Jessica showing off her unborn brown babies in some fugly prune-colored dress at the 80th Annual Academy Awards in Hollywood today.

More photos after the jump!