Truck Stop Snatch

This weekend I stopped at one of those highway stripper joints (you know the kind, it smells like fish and trucker B.O.) and lo and behold wouldn’t you believe who I ran into… Britney Spears!

And trust me, she still gots it, ya’ll!!

More photos after the jump!

Britney Spears called off the shoot of her comeback single “Get Back” after having a nervous breakdown.

“You could see she was getting a bit wobbly, but no one expected her to throw a complete fit. Suddenly, she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically.”

The Lousiana hoebag was said to have made frequent trips to the bathroom while on set. I can just see her now, giving herself a pep talk in front of the mirror while doing lines of blow and stuffing her face with Ding Dongs, black mascara running down her mess of a face, yelling “I am not fat. I am not fat!” Quality.

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