Someone Buy These for Britney!!!

Seriously, someone needs to order this girl a pair of the latest strapless g-strings before my poor eyes have to witness any more upskirt shots of Britney‘s fish taco.

There is no reason for us to see photos of her on her period.

Via Daily Candy:

2007 was all about showing your punany to the public. But now hoo-has are out. (Or should we say in?)

Thanks to Shibue Couture, you can still wear absurdly short, tight dresses without flashing your vadge to the whole world.

The panties go from your nani-nani to your bum-bum without wrapping around your hips. (Need some help visualizing? See picture.) They’re the first ever strapless G-strings.

There are days I feel guilty for posting such awful photos, but then I remember she does it on purpose and is banking in millions. Hey, it takes two to tango.

More photos after the jump!