February 21, 2008 @ 11:14 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Camel Face Writes Autobiography

Tori Spelling arrives at the 2007 Out 100 Awards at Cipriani Wall Street on November 9, 2007 in New York City.

Apparently Tori Spelling thinks her life is important enough to be written about.

The former 90210 star is coming out with a new autobiography to collect dust on the shelves of bookstores across the nation.

Here’s an excerpt:

“As for Luke Perry, he called me ‘Camel’ because I had long eyelashes.” Tori noted. “Trust me, Luke Perry can call you ‘Camel’ and make it sexy.”

Oh, honey. That’s not why he called you “Camel.”

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  1. Jamman says:
    February 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    I would not want to insult camels.

    Reply
  2. Miksu Suomesta says:
    February 21, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    Ah! Some one hit it with some thing! Quick!

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  3. Fersboo says:
    February 22, 2008 at 2:46 am

    I actually thought her name was Shovelface.

    Reply
  4. Gezell says:
    February 22, 2008 at 7:03 am

    So now Tori is ugly too? Just silly

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  5. June says:
    February 25, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Her boobs look weird! LOL

    Reply
  6. shelli says:
    June 22, 2009 at 1:18 pm

    Tori has a horse face AND WEIRD BOOBS!!

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