They're Almost Here

Jennifer Lopez Pregnant

Jennifer Lopez‘s twins are almost here, reports Page Six.

The private room being held for Jennifer Lopez at North Shore University Hospital is finally occupied. Monday, we reported the room, which is furnished with a leather couch, had “been sitting empty for two weeks” in preparation for the pop diva’s twins. But a recent patient at the hospital told Page Six that during her visit, staffers were aflutter, exclaiming, “J.Lo is here!” A rep for the expectant songstress did not return calls for a comment.

More like jumping out the windows while exclaiming “J. Lo is here!”  No one wants to work with J. Lo!

Those twins better come sooner then later because I’m growing tired of her bloated pigface already.  Then she can get her lipo and make us feel like fat-asses when she goes on The Ellen Show and tell us it was her dedication to the gym.

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  1. Jahpson says:

    yeah, she does look like a pigface.

    but she is pregnant.

  2. Angie says:

    Hasbeen!!!!

  3. JOJO says:

    LATE BREAKING NEWS!! who gives a flying shit!!

  4. LADY T says:

    What most people do not know is the reason so many of these starlets look great after childbirth is because

    they get a c-section, tummy tuck combination called a C_tuck- one of those well-kept hollyweird secrets to keep them looking better than the rest of us poor slobs!

  5. sssssss says:

    I’m happy to learn that Jennifer Lopez’s twins are almost here. I heard this news earlier from another place. It seems that people are all interested in her. No wonder so many people discussing it at interracialloves.com

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