As My Heart Gently Weeps

This photo of Eva Longoria deepthroating a popsicle while at the San Diego Zoo early this week has really made me see her in a whole new light. Maybe she’s not so bad after all. Granted she’s a little too thin, but nothing a few helpings of my creamsicle filling can’t fix.

Her lack of hesitation is particularly arousing. Hell, there’s a reason she picked Tony Parker to be her man. I’m sure he gives her something plenty hard and long to suck on.