Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Model Material

Lindsay Lohan had a pathetically unsuccessful evening this past say reports to Rush & Malloy. The actress worked her whorish ways on two of Hollywood’s most sought after (yet unattainable) men, Adrien Grenier and Leonardo DiCaprio.

LiLo at first gravitated to Grenier, pulling off her red leather jacket and pulling him onto the dance floor. But when the girl he came with reclaimed the “Entourage” star, Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas.

“She was very flirty with Leo,” says our spy. “But he wasn’t saying much to her.” DiCaprio and Grenier and their posses exited around 2 a.m., leaving Lohan with some girlfriends.

P.S.: Our witness says the supposedly rehabbed actress was drinking vodka and Champagne.

Hell yeah, Leonardo didn’t touch that raccoon-faced skank. Has the girl seen his girlfriend Bar Rafaeli? The woman models bikinis for Sports Illustrated for God’s sake.

Better pour yourself another drink, Lohan. It’ll make the pain a little less obvious.

And because I’m sure everyone’s tired of Leatherface Lohan’s busted face here’s the hottest Israeli model I’ve ever laid eyes on, Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend Bar Rafeli at The Sports Illustrated unveiling of the swimsuit issue in NYC this week.