Bai Ling’s Sad Valentines
By now we’ve all heard about our favorite Asian slut getting arrested yesterday. I’m speaking, of course, of none other than the fabulous Bai Ling. Who, as I just discovered, played the half-sister/lover of crime-boss Top Dollar in “The Crow.” Thank you, Wikipedia.
The 37-year-old former Playmate was arrested Wednesday at Los Angeles International Airport after reportedly shoplifting $16 worth of celebrity magazines and batteries from a terminal convenience store.
It was an “emotionally crazy” day, she explained to E! News on Thursday. Why? She was coping with the “huge problem of breaking up [before] Valentine’s Day.”
Ling, a former guest star on Lost and Entourage added, “Wrong boyfriend.”
Aw, poor Bai Ling. But seriously, I know why her boyfriend left her. They had sex sober for the first time and he finally realized what he was dealing with: sausage nipples. That’s right, ladies and gents, sausage nipples.
A broad I may be, but trust me when I say I’ve seen many a nipple, and her nipples are particularly sausage like. Not even shitting you. The woman could probably hold a 25 pack of those blank CDs where you secretly store your porn away from your lover. (Don’t deny it.)
Playboy photos after the jump if you’re hungry for some Chinese. *wink*
NSFW Photos after the jump!
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WOW she looks like a completely different person without make up. On another site they said she was 41. 41 or 37 I always thought she was younger but in that pic she definitely looks her age.
This ptoto was uploaded to an interracial dating place blackcentury.com and a guys said that he loves this lady. I am no sure weather it has been deleted by the customer.
twisted stuff