Paris Hilton Doesn’t Kiss Girls Pt. 2

Elisha Cuthbert isn’t the only blonde with a vagina to have gotten her tongue down the throat of our favorite whore.
This time Paris Hilton was caught making out with Kristin Cavallari at PURE Nightclub in Las Vegas earlier this week.
With baby brother Barron freshly bailed out of jail for a DUI, the Bisexual Beneficiary didn’t seem to have a care in the world while she swapped spit with Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari, in a scene that was more likely out of her infamous sex tape One Night In Paris than The Hottie and the Nottie, her new film she has been in town promoting.
Guess this means I’m the only chick who hasn’t hooked up with another girl. Wait, that’s not right. I totally have. And it was great. Don’t believe the rumors, snatch tastes nothing like fish tacos. Chicken, maybe, but certainly not fish.
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Short of putting on a strapon and fucking Chelsea Clinton on tape, Paris is just boring now.