John Mayer Loves His Penis

As much as I’d love to hate John Mayer it’s stuff like this that really makes it hard.
PageSix reports hotel STD heiress Paris Hilton was shot down by John Mayer at a Grammy after-party.
Hilton struck out several times over the weekend. After the Grammys on Sunday, the celebutard showed up at the Sony BMG Grammy party at the Thompson Hotel lounge and “aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer – following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her,” a source told Page Six.
“At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”
Damn you, John Mayer. You’ve won this round.




