February 7, 2008 @ 4:16 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

To Think She Sucks On His Old Man Balls

Actress Salma Hayek arrives at the Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City.

Jennifer Lopez wasn’t the only Latina at Madonna’s UNICEF benefit in New York City yesterday. Actress Salma Hayek also made an appearance, sadly with Old Man Balls in tow.

Sigh. If I couldn’t have her, she was supposed to marry Edward Norton. They were going to be Hollywood’s next power couple to take over. Move over J. Lo!

Instead she’s with some stuck sucking this old dude’s wrinkled chode because he has billions of dollars of something. Whatever. Old people smell is not cool, no matter how much dough.

Actress Salma Hayek arrives at the Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. VActress Selma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault arrive at “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” hosted by Madonna and Gucci at theUnited Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City.Actress Salma Hayek arrives at the Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. IVActress Selma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault arrive at “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” hosted by Madonna and Gucci at theUnited Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. III

Actress Salma Hayek arrives at the Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. IIIActress Salma Hayek arrives at the Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. IActress Selma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault arrive at “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” hosted by Madonna and Gucci at theUnited Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. IIActress Salma Hayek arrives at the Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. II

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  1. Jamman says:
    February 7, 2008 at 6:27 am

    For a billion dollars, you hold your nose and bend over when told to.

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  2. David says:
    February 8, 2008 at 9:15 am

    She’s nothing but a GOLDDIGGER

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  3. Rob E Rob says:
    March 16, 2008 at 6:29 am

    What am I suppose to say, ‘I’m happy for them’? Hell no I’m not! My dream woman, Salma wanta-laya Hayek is getting married to and preganat by Elmer Fud? That rascally ol’ rabit!

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