February 7, 2008 @ 3:11 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Keep the Scientologists Away!

Keep the Scientologists Away!!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony resurfaced for the UNICEF benefit at the United Nations in New York City yesterday. Surprisingly enough her ass hasn’t blown up to epic proportions, which is what I was most looking forward to about her pregnancy.

While at the event she mingled with that c^nt, Kimora Lee Simons, and brainwashed Scientologists Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Jennifer better keep Tommy’s hands off her, he might summon Xenu to cast a spell on her twins. I wouldn’t put it past him.

How the pregger chicks do it I have no idea. I’m sure everyone there asked if they could put their hand on her tummy. That crap is so effing weird. Who the hell wants a bunch of people crowding around and touching you? Back the eff off! But I digress.

Musician Alicia Keys, Designer Kimora Lee Simmons and Actress/Musician Jennifer Lopez inside Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City.Musician/Actor Marc Anthony and Musician/Actress Jennifer Lopez inside Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City.

Actress Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony arrive at the Madonna + Gucci Present A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. IActress Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony arrive at the Madonna + Gucci Present A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. IIActress Jennifer Lopez arrives at the Madonna + Gucci Present A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. IActress Jennifer Lopez arrives at the Madonna + Gucci Present A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. II

More photos after the jump!

ctress/Singer Jennifer Lopez inside Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City.ctress/Singer Jennifer Lopez inside Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City.IIctress/Singer Jennifer Lopez inside Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City.IIMusician/Actor Marc Anthony and Musician/Actress Jennifer Lopez inside Madonna and Gucci Host “A Night to Benefit Raising Malawi and UNICEF” at the United Nations on February 6, 2007 in New York City. IV

Singer Marc Anthony and singer/actress Jennifer Lopez attend Marchesa Fall 2008 during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week at Chelsea Art Museum on February 6, 2008 in New York City.Singer Marc Anthony and singer/actress Jennifer Lopez attend Marchesa Fall 2008 during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week at Chelsea Art Museum on February 6, 2008 in New York City. IISinger Marc Anthony and singer/actress Jennifer Lopez attend Marchesa Fall 2008 during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week at Chelsea Art Museum on February 6, 2008 in New York City. IIIDesigner Keren Craig and singer/actress Jennifer Lopez attend Marchesa Fall 2008 during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Chelsea Art Museum on February 6, 2008 in New York City.

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