February 6, 2008 @ 8:33 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

How is Christine Lakin "The Nottie"?

Christine Lakin is “The Nottie”

Paris Hilton‘s ass is so damn ugly they had to fugify Christine Lakin with hairy moles, effed up teeth, pimples and a unibrow in order for people to fall for their shitty casting job.

In case you don’t know, Christine plays “The Nottie” in Paris’ Oscar-contending film “The Hottie and the Nottie.”

If I were Christine I’d be pretty damned pissed. To spend all that time at the gym only to cover everything up all because some ho likes to take it in the face.

Paris has certainly sucked her way to the top.

Christine “The Nottie” Lakin in Maxim IChristine “The Nottie” Lakin in Maxim II

Christine “The Nottie” Lakin in FHMChristine “The Nottie” Lakin in FHM IIChristine “The Nottie” Lakin in FHM III

More photos after the jump!

Christine “The Nottie” Lakin in FHM IVChristine “The Nottie” Lakin in FHM VChristine “The Nottie” Lakin in FHM VI

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  1. smirfy says:
    February 6, 2008 at 8:53 am

    If I looked like that, I wouldn’t cover it up. Even for this masterpiece. Holy Crap, Paris has some Voodoo.

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  2. Jamman says:
    February 6, 2008 at 10:04 am

    They should have just used Nicole Richie for the Nottie

    Reply

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