February 5, 2008 @ 2:28 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer

Barbie Would Be So Proud

Actress Paris Hilton arrives to the Los Angeles Premiere of “The Hottie & The Nottie” at the Egyptian Theater on February 4, 2008 in Hollywood, California.

Normally I try and avoid anything relating to Paris Hilton, on account of her being a sick excuse for a human being, but today she’s inspired me to break my ways.

Photographed here at the premiere for her Oscar-contending film “The Hottie and the Nottie,” Paris looks as elegant as ever in a shiny pink strapless gown and diamond necklace. And here I thought she was only liked pearl necklaces. How silly of me.

This skank is actually trying to tap into her inner Barbie. She’s doing a good job of it too. All my Barbies were total whores. Always fighting over Ken’s chode and Skipper’s juices.

Guess the extreme feminists were right, Barbie isn’t the best role model. She turns little girls into gold-digging praying mantises with gaping vaginas.

Meanwhile, Paris tried to dispel rumors of her and gal pal Elisha Cuthbert having made out saying,

“That is not true… Elisha’s like a sister to me, she’s one of my best friends.” As for what actually went down that night, the star of The Hottie & the Nottie only says, “I was with her boyfriend and a bunch of friends at a club and people just like to make up stories.”

At least Elisha’s like a sister to her. Some weirdos ACTUALLY make out with their sister.

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  1. Meeee says:
    February 5, 2008 at 8:32 am

    Luvs the Dress Paris

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