Does Jessica Alba Really Hate Everything???

I’m beginning to think there’s a conspiracy against Jessica Alba. How can one person complain so much? Either journalists fish the hatred out of her or the girl’s only passion is complaining about everything and anything.

Reports have now surfaced of a pregnant Alba confessing she “hates weddings” and yet I haven’t found a single quote were she actually says that.

She did say, “Everyone I know hates weddings. I’ve been to very big, beautiful and romantic weddings, but I would rather just throw a big party. I am probably going to go to get my certificate at the City Council, throw a big party for the family and that’s about it,” but so far as I’m concerned that’s doesn’t equate to her hating weddings. And amazingly enough I agree with her. Big weddings are overrated.

It’s just so much fun to hate her for some reason.

Jessica also admitted she rather her child be smart than cool, which stands to reason. Who wishes for their daughter to be the pill-popping handjob queen of her high school?

“I want my kid to be a nerd. I want him to be really, really smart. I want them to be in the band or orchestra. No, that’s a joke.

“I keep telling my fiancé: ‘Our kid can’t be cool. It has to be a nerd.’ They’re so much more dynamic.” – said the charming Jessica Alba.

What she says isn’t always the issue, so much as the way she expresses her idea. That pretentious undertone can really get under one’s skin. Or maybe I’m just jealous that I won’t ever know what she tastes like.

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