Who the Fug Is That? Foot Fetish Heaven

Sluts always have the sexiest feet. Years of wearing nothing FMP’s will do that.

Nothing is hotter than when a woman rubs her bunions all over one’s nether regions.

Put a face to the bunion after the jump!

The Spice Girls are finally over.

News of the World reports Victoria Beckham and her love for Chinese slave labor are the reason for their world tour having been terminated early.

“I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn’t want to send out the confused message that I had ever sang,” she admitted.

“The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a good fake pop mimer once.

“I’ve been thinking about this for a long time. I’m not in the music industry anymore. I’m in the credit card fashion shopping industry.

“I like to think it was all good at the time,” she added. “But I’ll look at the pictures and think, ‘My God, look at all that bloody make-up’ or ‘Look at that hair’. So I’ll cringe a little bit. I realise that’s what made me who I am now. I’m proud of that.”

Amazingly enough her fashion line stands to bring home $30 million this year.

Overpriced trash for overpriced trash.