This One's Too Easy

I could use the obvious headline for Rihanna‘s latest “Got Milk?” ad campaign, but I’m gonna take the high road this time because, well, because I’m a lady, dammit.

“Drink it in. Pop Star? Not exactly. Milk is more my move. Some studies suggest that teens who choose milk instead of sugary drinks tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. So, shut up and drink.”

Ah, screw it… “Got Jizz?”