Megan Fox Is a Psycho Girfriend

Megan Fox might dump Brian Austin Green sometime real soon and he’s probably down with that. The former ’90210′ star was overhead in a Studio City restaurant bitching about how “unfair” his relationship was with his foxy ladyfriend.

He began comparing Megan to the girl that he had been going out with before her who he’d broken up with for Fox, saying that Fox is behaving just like her. Apparently, the 21-year-old Transformer star is extremely set in her ways.

The entire relationship was based on her terms, beginning with a “white board,” upon which the pair would document the amount of time allotted to their relationship, family, and work. Green strove to maintain a fifty percent balance between time spent each other, and time spent apart.

Fox, however, would sneak behind his back and erase planned dates with Green in order to have more time away from him. In fact, she would regularly cancel plans at the last moment, often by text. Throughout their turbulent relationship, Fox would threaten to get her lawyer involved in their disputes, while Green expressed his shock to his friend as he has never had a personal attorney in his “entire” life. He complained animatedly about how “unfair” their relationship was.

Eventually Green realized the people next to them had listened to the entire thing. Oops. That boy just wasn’t man enough to tell her all this crap himself, so he figured he’d let it just “leak out.”

Although, in all fairness she does sound shady, with a side of psycho. That’s never good. She just might cut your balls off if you question her too much.

The best part is the dumb bitch has his name tattooed on her.

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