January 29, 2008 @ 10:07 AM / By Melysa F-Listed contributing writer
Uma's Face Still Resembles A Duck

Uma Thurman was photographed in a bikini while on vacation this week, and to be quite honest with you I can’t really get into these. Her unimpressive ass aside, the body is awesome. But in the end I’m afraid her beak might injure my girlie parts during our time of love making.
More photos after the jump!





Is not Uma a 40 year old mother of two? A little lipsuction on the lower cheeks, or a lot of squats and lunges and she would be pretty rocking all things considered.
Nope. Nothing to see here. I don’t know what anybody sees in this woman.