Caption This Rosie Jones Foot-Long Twitpic [Bonus Topless Photo!]

Hey, look! It’s Rosie Jones and a friend sharing a foot-long dog. How fun. Right? Sure, it’s great, but it needs a caption. Something more than “you call that a foot long, sweetie?” You can do better than that. I know you can. My mind is glued to the gutter right now and all I can think about is, well, you know what I’m thinking. But this photo needs one of those witty captions. Something you might see in the New Yorker. Something other than my go-to, “What’s a guy gotta do to get a BJ around here?”

This is where you come in! Caption this with your most thoughtful comment. The less sexual it is, the funnier! Right? Oh, and as a bonus there’s a topless photo of Rosie Jones after the jump. It’s “safe,” but we provide a direct link to the NSFW version. You decide what to do what that information. Caption!

NSFW CLICK HERE!