Elisabetta Canalis Gets Sloppy With Some Spaghetti

Never once have I dreamed about being a piece of spaghetti. Not once. Well, not until this morning, when I saw these photos of Elizabetta Canalis getting sloppy with some spaghetti. Man, I am starting to sweat. You might say this is some sort of sloppy fetish set, but I still think it’s pretty damn hot — and normal.

Also, is it me or do you get more and more envious of George Clooney as the Internet continues to rub it in. Yeah, we know you got sloppy with Clooney, and, yes, we know he’s now playing spaghetti plate with Stacy Keibler, but c’mon! This is getting ridiculous.

Are you a spaghetti guy or gal? Of course you are. If you’re not sure, well, take the jump and you’ll soon be convinced!