Roselyn Sanchez in a Bikini

Contrary to what some might think, not all Latinas are bootylicious babes. Case in point is Puerto Rican actress Roselyn Sanchez, who was photographed vacationing with fiance Eric Winter in Panama over the weekend.

With a body shape resembling that of Eva Longoria‘s, the brunette star is far from the curvaceous figure of her Puerto Rican peer Jennifer Lopez.

Roselyn actually owns a condo in the same building as my aunt in Puerto Rico and all my male cousins say that she’s absolutely gorgeous in person.

Personally, mousey looking chicks without asses don’t quite constitute gorgeous in my book, but the woman is certainly not ugly.

However, every time I see her all I can think of is her c^nt of a cousin whom I went to college with that never picked me up after my asking her to take me to the hospital. The girl also wore makeup to the effing gym. Yeah. She was one of those girls.

More photos after the jump!