Eva Mendes Is a Fat Girl Trapped in a Hot Snatch's Body

There’s nothing like a chick whose not only hot, but can hang with the boys too; a lady who oozes sex appeal and loves the idea of scarfing down tacos and french fries and God only know what else. Eva Mendes can probably chug your beer faster too. Now that’s a woman!

“For some reason, tacos from Jack in the Box really do it for me. The combination of tacos and french fries, it’s heavenly. Throw an Oreo shake in there, and you’ve got a party.”