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If David Spade was at all dating Jennifer Aniston, rest assure she probably won’t be calling him anytime soon.

22-year-old Playboy Playmate, Jillian Grace, is claiming to be knocked up with David Spade’s sperm. The comedian tells TMZ, “I had a brief relationship with Jillian Grace. If it is true that I am the father of her child, then I will accept responsibility.”

That’s unfortunate. Now he’s permanently tied to some gold digging whore discovered while posing for test photos on the Howard Stern Show.

Apparently no one in Hollywood wears condoms or swallows anymore. What am I saying? The ho probably poked hole in the condoms.

Spade better get a DNA test–STAT!

View Spade’s gold digger after the jump!

Miss March 2005, Jillian Grace—

 

AMBITIONS:

I plan to pursue modeling and acting. I would love to appear in a workout video.

TURN-ONS:

A guy who BBQs, someone who knows how to hit all the right spots, a sense of humor.

TURNOFFS:

When someone blows their nose in front of me, conceited people and liars.

BEST ADVICE I EVER GOT:

My mom always told me to strive for my dreams as though I could not fail; just have a backup plan.

WHY I LOVE MISSOURI:

If you do not like the weather today, it could be totally different tomorrow; St. Louis and field parties.

TV SHOWS I CAN’T MISS:

Reno 911!, Howard Stern, Desperate Housewives

SEXIEST MAN ALIVE:

Steven Tyler of Aerosmith.

IF MONEY WAS NOT AN ISSUE, I’D BUY:

A miniature-golf course.